The music will be replaced with a Kmart-style Muzak soundtrack, and yes, those are fluorescent light fixtures above the graveyard. I will be adding a take-a-number ticket dispenser next to the offerings cart, as well as a gate that opens after placing x number of offerings on graves.
Some terrible math trying to figure out how to programmatically add text to the grave stones. Truly shameful….
And my initial list of gravestone words:
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La Croix
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Stapler
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Bic pen
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Webcam
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Instagram
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Instacart
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iPad Pro
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Desktop computer
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TI-99
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Bose Headphones
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Church
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Wine
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Budweiser
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Business Card
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NES
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KFC
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Aerogarden
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Paper shredder
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VISA card
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Encyclopedia Brittanica
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US magazine
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Hummel figurine
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Trophy
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Giclee print
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Power strip
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Kawasaki Ninja
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Commodore 64
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Atari 2600
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Top Ramen
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Cup of Noodles
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Kraft Singles
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Tony Roma’s
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Fred Meyer
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Lawn Mower
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Louisville Slugger
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Babe Ruth
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Howard the Duck
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M & Ms
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Pine Sol
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Kodak Instamatic
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Facebook
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The Lion King
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Diet Pepsi
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Crest Whitening Strips
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Oberto Turkey Jerky
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Sour Patch Kids
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XBOX 360
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Tazer Pulse
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Gutter
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Spare tire
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Legal pad
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Milk carton
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Power Rangers
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Silly Putty
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Tivo
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Seattle Mariners
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Chuck Taylors
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Miss Piggy
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French toast
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Cheerios
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RayBan sunglasses
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Coal
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Santa hat
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Antlers
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Pigs feet
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Plastic bag
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Queen size mattress
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FBI
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Crack pipe
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Hair clippers
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Nose ring
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Picket fence
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Desk lamp
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Personal safe
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Selfie stick
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Aerosol hair spray
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Tool belt
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Basketball hoop
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Dog collar
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Thermometer
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The Gap
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Lossless audio
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Big Mac
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Grand Piano
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Clown shoes
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Stetson
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Limited Edition
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Bluetooth keyboard
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Doorbell
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Golden Girls
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Fight Club
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KKK
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My Pretty Pony
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Lunchables
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Sony Discman
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American Flag
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Denny’s breakfast
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Keurig Coffee Pod
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Wall Mirror
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Fisher-Price
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Face towel